unwoundstar replied to your post “So my sister just sent me a text for my birthday and ended it with: …”

HA that’s beautiful. but don’t you guys live in the same house? she had to send you a text? she couldn’t just tell you? with words? to your face? wow. incredible.

It’s her show week. So I left in the morning before she got up, then didn’t see her when I got home from meeting because she was at rehearsals until way late. I went to bed before she got home.




I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.


And I loved it.


You’re an inspiration to us all

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if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

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Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of the Woodland Realm.


Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of the Woodland Realm.

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So my sister just sent me a text for my birthday and ended it with:

"may your day be as happy as the ending of OUAT will never be"



Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

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Then there’s Finnick Odair, the sex symbol from the fishing district, who kept Peeta alive in the arena when I couldn’t. 

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"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.

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Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked







there is a hell in the zelda fandom

My eye started twitching shortly after I hit play

Someone once said this song sounds like “let’s say fuck, let’s say fuck, rise of the fat fucker, let’s say fuck!” And now I can’t unhear.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

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Anonymous asked: will u tell me a story


"You can’t just ride a bear," she said.  "It’s not built for transportation."

I looked at her cowardly face.  “That’s loser talk,” I said.

She was a bit offended but I didn’t care.  I was going to ride that grizzly bear and I was going to do it today.

"Give me the lasso out of the bag," I ordered.

"No… please, don’t do this."

"That’s loser talk," I said as I ripped the backpack out of her hands. 

The rope was thick and the lasso was heavy, but I had spent every waking hour of my life preparing for this day.  A heavy rope wasn’t going to stop me.

"What if it bites you?" she protested. 

But I wouldn’t listen.  This was my destiny; this was my fate.  I slowly approached the grizzly, rope in hand, my fingers ready to strike. 

I knew it could sense I was coming.  It turned, sniffed the air, and rose up on its hind legs.  He was towering, about a foot taller than me, and had thick brown fur shielding him from the cold.  I only had my $240 North Face jacket.

"Let’s go.  You and me.  It’s game time, you dumb bear," I taunted. 

He slowly turned to face me.  Our eyes met, and he had a twinkle in his eye that looked like a diamond.  It was kind of cute for a bear. 

I readied my lasso.  The time was right.  The wind was settled and the air was clear.  It was now or never. 

But I couldn’t do it.  It was something about the way he tilted his head and stared at me—a sort of innocence and fragility that I had scarcely seen before.  I just couldn’t bring myself to tame such a wild beast.

"I can’t do it…. I can’t fight you, bear," I shouted in tears.

"That’s loser talk," said the bear.


my coffee’s so black i might as well be drinking your soul

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